The other day I met someone that I'm frightened is actually me from the future. This guy did everything like me, cracked jokes like me, and finally looked a helluva lot like me. The biggest difference was he looked to be mid-twenties to late-twenties while I'm sitting comfortably in the late-teens.
It all started with me heading the bus stop down by my house. I was looking at my phone when I heard, "Hey, buddy look out behind you." I barely had time to jump out of the way before some moron on a bike sped through the spot I'd been standing in not even a second before. The guy then started talking about how annoying seeing bad bikers on the sidewalk when legally they should be on the road. I completely agree, and told him. We only really talked for a couple minutes, but this guy was throwing down some truly awesome vibes. At one point the wrong bus drove by and on the side of it it said 'Green Power'.... And this is when this guys true comedic genius came out. He didn't think that green power was a legitimate thing, he believed that it was definitely some propaganda. Truly this man had me in stitches the entire time he was talking. He decided to prove to everyone that green power was not nearly as difficult to attain as advertised. How did he do this you might ask? Well he picked up a piece of garbage from the ground and threw it in the garbage bin... BAM GREEN POWER!
There were two main clues that led my imaginative mind into thinking that this was me from the future. For one his reaction when he saw a woman walking beside her partner who was pushing the baby stroller. At first the lady walked by and he remained silent, then when the man strolled by pushing the stroller he piped up, "You sir, are a great man. Thank you." The poor guy pushing the stroller had almost no idea what happened, but i knew. Because as he had been approaching the future Filip went on a tangent about how that was a real man, treating his woman like a queen. It gave me an eerie feeling of deja vu because I've said almost the exact same thing as he did to some guy I saw with a stroller before. But finally when he got off the bus he said, "Have a good one Filip." The only issue was that I don't recall giving telling this guy my name so the only logical conclusion is that he was me from the future... Or something like that
Well if he was your future self, at least you know you're still alive then.
ReplyDeleteSounds like an interesting experience actually.
You should have asked him what he would have done during a zombie apocalypse. Perhaps he has already been through one and you desperately need to know the best way to fight off the undead.
ReplyDeleteImagination.
This reminds me of a family guy episode... see if he'll take you back to the future
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