Sorry though, really

The amount of blogs that I have been pushing out is unquestionably appalling. I've been slacking, and for this I apologize. I will make it somewhat quick and painless though. The whole reason this blog is amusing and worth continuing with is because everything that I write about will be entirely true. And over the past few days I've either been working or sleeping. This being said, I will get caught up, I will make it my priority to meet more people this upcoming week and fill the quota for my lovely followers, but I refuse to risk the integrity of my blog by posting falsified information! 

Any fool with half a brain can come up with a funny story... The real fun begins when its real. Just something to think about